Well... I knew they had a platform! I just thought it had to be higher for them to... actually be platforms...

[She's defending her knowledge of women's shoes. What has her life become.

Saying any more would just get her foot even deeper in her mouth. And she needs her feet to try on these shoes, so she quietly finds a place to do so. The size sounds about right, so they should fit pretty comfortably.]

What's so cute about that, anyway?

[She doesn't even sound upset.]